Top Ten Ways to Know You're About to be Assaulted by a TSA Agent

This TSA agent checks genitals of a 3-yr. old girl. Enjoy your flight to Disney.

1. There's pee all over the floor

2. It's your turn for the pat-down and you're still pounding a $4.00 water bottle

3. You left the house without wearing shoes

4. Notice sign offering free AIDS and pregnancy tests with every enhanced pat-down

5. You see glimpse of TSA training video behind screen - it's hosted by Ginger Lynn

6. Small print on your plane ticket states frequent flyer miles may be voided if selected for enhanced pat-down

7. You tried to check a bag weighing more than 50 lbs.

8. You're in line between two Imams

9. You're an American

10. Your t-shirt reads, "You Suck, TSA!"
The government, btw, does not have the right to do this to anyone, thanks to the 4th Amendment of the Bill of Rights.
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